- Wayne Campbell: Natalie Portman is so hot in Black Swan!
- Garth Algar: Yeah, she's so hot I could make a Mila out of her Kunis!
- Wayne Campbell: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
- Garth Algar: I don't kiss my mom on the mouth.
- Wayne Campbell: Really? Everyone else does.
- Garth Algar: Hey! Hey, that's my mom, Wayne!
- Garth Algar: Anne hath a way of giving me a bone!
- Garth Algar, Wayne Campbell: Winter's Bone!
- Wayne Campbell: This joke has been used three times.