RED 2 (2013)

Bruce Willis: Frank

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Quotes 

• Frank : What are you doing kissing *this* guy?

  Sarah : Well, I didn't wanna kill him.

  Frank : Well, what kinda stupid logic is that?

• Marvin : She has talents you and I will never have.

  Frank : What talents?

  Marvin : People like her.

  Han Cho Bai : If she lives, this'll be good for your relationship. You're right.

  Marvin : And if there's one thing I know, it's women and covert ops.

  Frank : That's two things.

  Han Cho Bai : No, grasshopper. It is not.

• Frank : Look, I'm retired, okay. I'm happy. *We* are happy.

  Marvin : Frank... Frank... You haven't killed anybody in months.

  Frank : That is not a bad thing, okay? That's a positive thing for a lot of people.

• Sarah : Why does Han hate you so much?

  Frank : Not enough hugs as a child.

• Frank : What are we doing?

  Sarah : Let's face it, Columbo, things were getting a little stale.

  Marvin : Wow. Mommy just slapped Daddy at the dinner table.

• [while Han is trying to kill them, Marvin lies down behind Frank in a spooning position] 

  Frank : Marvin?

  Marvin : Yeah?

  Frank : Is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket?

  Marvin : Yeah, but I'm saving it for emergency.

  Frank : Well, this is kind of an emergency, isn't it?

• Sarah : [referring to Katja]  What in the Sam Hill is she doing here?

  Frank : She's working with us again.

  Sarah : Like heck she is.

  Frank : Why were you kissing that guy?

  Marvin : Kids, what happens in the Kremlin stays in the Kremlin.

• Frank : Eleven million people are gonna lose their lives if you don't help me.

  [tosses him the gun] 

  Han Cho Bai : [reluctantly tosses it back]  All right. Let's go.

  [pause] 

  Han Cho Bai : This doesn't mean I'm not going to kill you later.

• Frank : [eulogy]  Marvin was... different. He was... a very good shot. Some would say that... he was paranoid. But you have to expect... a little of that when the CIA's dosing you with LSD for... a little more than a decade.

• [last lines] 

  [Sarah starts shooting up a third-world bar] 

  Marvin : [wearing a fruit headpiece]  Don't look at me. She's your girlfriend.

  Frank : Oh. Come on.

• Frank : You gave her a gun?

  Marvin : It is America, Frank.

  Sarah : Everyone else has a gun.

  Frank : She has no idea what to do with this.

  Sarah : I know exactly what to do with it.

  [grabs gun back and accidentally fires] 

  Frank : You don't... give fire... to a kitten. Why don't you just give her some dynamite, Marvin?

  [Frank walks away] 

  Sarah : No external safety on the Sig?

  [Marvin shakes his head no, then turns and walks away] 

• [first lines] 

  Frank : Baby, check this out. Huh, a power washer? We need one of these.

  Sarah : Yeah.

  Frank : On the patio in the back yard.

  Sarah : Yeah.

  Frank : Should we go look at those window treatments?

  Sarah : No.

  Frank : Do you want one of those hotdogs? They're very good.

  Sarah : Baby, you are a heck of a homemaker. You know that? But, um, we, you know, we could just go to dinner. Or...

  Frank : Well, you know, if you don't make it...

  Frank , Sarah : [together]  ... you don't eat it.

  Frank : You know what? That-That's a great idea. What if I make you dinner? I'm gonna go and get that, uh, grill. The big shiny one. Will you get us some shrimp? The big jumbo kind. Four down. Three over. Come back and find me down here. In tools.

• Han Cho Bai : You blew up my plane.

  Sarah : Sorry.

  Marvin : I was wrong? So we're not even gonna... die?

  Frank : Not yet.

  Han Cho Bai : I was actually starting to like you. I was even thinking about not killing you. This is what happens when you try to save the world.

  Victoria : Han, Han, you can't put a price on these things.

  Han Cho Bai : You owe me 30 mil for the plane. And 20 for not killing you. You're a dead man, Moses.

  Frank : Thanks for your help. Really.

  [starts walking away] 

  Sarah : You think he means it?

  Frank : Nah, he's a nice guy.

  Han Cho Bai : I mean it, Frank!

  Frank : All right.

  Victoria : [to Marvin]  Ah, they're gonna be right as rain.

  Marvin : [whispering]  He made the run to emotional safety.

• Sarah : [slaps Frank repeatedly to see if he is still drugged]  He's out.

  Marvin : He might be awake.

  Sarah : Oh, good. So he can feel it. Did you ever, ever in your entire *career* let yourself get drugged? You still like her! And now she has the key!

  Marvin : Well, she-she doesn't have *the* key. She has *a* key.

  Sarah : What?

  Marvin : Well, I knew she would play him like a banjo at an Ozark hoedown. So I have the key.

  Frank : [mutters]  Water.

  [Sarah slaps him again] 

• Frank : So, what was it you wanted to talk to me about?

  Katja : I would like to believe that the U.S. didn't plant a weapon of mass-destruction in Moscow. But I don't. Why are you in Paris?

  Marvin : We come every fall of Strike Season and for the weather.

  Katja : Oh. Well, the U.S. seems to think you're nuclear terrorists. Russia wants complete access. You agree now or I'll hand you over to the U.S. government.

  Sarah : [whispers to Marvin]  Can't we just kill her?

• Sarah : Please. You're so brave. But you have to understand we're doing this for the right reasons. And this - this isn't worth your life. You must have something to live for. Art? Wine? Women?

  [passionately kisses The Frog] 

  Frank : Hey.

  [Sarah keeps kissing The Frog] 

  Frank : Hey.

  [Sarah keeps passionately kissing The Frog] 

  Frank : Hey. Hey.

  Sarah : Help us.

  [kissing The Frog] 

  Sarah : We need this information.

  [passionately kissing The Frog] 

  Sarah : You'll be helping us save the world. Please.

  The Frog : Oh. Mmm. You, I'll help.

  [softly to Frank to get him out of the way so he can get a key for Sarah] 

  The Frog : Excuse me.

  Sarah : Thank you.

  [after getting the key from The Frog, to Katja] 

  Sarah : And you can - suck it!

  [starts to leave the room] 

  Frank : Baby? Honey?

  Sarah : Seriously? You hooked up with that?

  The Frog : What - a woman.

• Frank : Et tu, Marvin?

  Marvin : Style is the only constant in life, Frank.

  Frank : We didn't come to Paris on vacation.

  Sarah : Oh. Well, shopping's - what I thought you did - in Paris - with your boyfriend's money - while you're waiting for him - to wake up from being taken down by his skanky, slutty, Russian bi-atch ex-girlfriend. So, thanks. Thanks. Thanks for the compliment for the fur. For telling me that I look nice in my dress. And it makes me feel really good and it makes me feel very loving towards you also.

  Frank : [to Marvin as Sarah drives off]  Why is she doing this to me?

• Han Cho Bai : [firing a machine gun at Frank]  You dead yet, Moses?

  Frank : Not yet.

• Sarah : Okay. What's the action plan for target acquisition and rendition?

  Frank : Marvin? Quit teaching her stuff!

• Frank : I was shocked.

  Sarah : I got it. Yeah, I know. She was kinda counting your teeth with her tongue.

  Frank : A little, yeah.

• Frank : Remember when we had that conversation about how you were gonna lay low?

  Sarah : You don't get to tell me when to lay.

• Frank : I should kiss him.

  Sarah : Yeah, go ahead. Do you want to?

• Sarah : Look, I'm not hanging out in some bunker while you slink around and save the planet with dusky international femme fatales.

  Frank : Dusky?

  Marvin : Dark, smoldering.

  Frank : I know what it means, Marvin.

• Frank : Victoria just accepted a contract from MI6 to kill all three of us.

  Sarah : You don't think she'd do that, do you? Frank, you don't think she'd do that?

  Frank : She's a friend.

  Marvin : Frank, what, are you stupid? You never took a contract out to kill a friend?

• Marvin : Frank, do you feel old?

  Frank : Not really.

  Marvin : Me neither. I mean, crazy sometimes, I guess.

• The Frog : I used to be like you. Driven by ideology and fear with no love of what's beautiful in the world. I can't trust animals like you! Do what you will.

  Katja : Death is easy. It's not about the destination. It's about the journey.

  Frank : Death is an art form in Russia.

  Katja : There are so many ways to take a man to bits. Shall we start with a Chechen facelift? Hold him down!

• Katja : What happened to us, Frank?

  Frank : Well, you betrayed me. You set me up. Tried to kill me. I tried to kill you.

  Katja : They were good times, weren't they?

• Frank : You know, the next time you two make a plan like this, you could at least let me in on it.

  Marvin : Frank, you're compromising me. Who knows what some girl is gonna squeeze out of you?