RED 2 (2013)

Helen Mirren: Victoria

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Quotes 

• Sarah : Where did you get the bodies?

  Victoria : My freezer.

• Victoria : You know, it's important to enjoy life while you still can.

• Han Cho Bai : Ready to kill this son of a bitch?

  Victoria : Abso-bloody-lutely.

• Ivan : [noticing her shoeless foot]  Ah, there is nothing more sexy in the whole world than a beautiful woman with an incredible gun.

  Victoria : [taking out soldiers with scoped rifle]  You're such a romantic.

  [cut to Frank freeing Marvin and Sarah than cut back to Ivan and Victoria] 

  Ivan : I love the way your toes curl right before you fire.

  Victoria : Hopeless.

  Ivan : [sniffs her boot]  Oh!

• Victoria : [on the phone]  Please tell me you're not crashing with a weapon of mass destruction.

• Han Cho Bai : You blew up my plane.

  Sarah : Sorry.

  Marvin : I was wrong? So we're not even gonna... die?

  Frank : Not yet.

  Han Cho Bai : I was actually starting to like you. I was even thinking about not killing you. This is what happens when you try to save the world.

  Victoria : Han, Han, you can't put a price on these things.

  Han Cho Bai : You owe me 30 mil for the plane. And 20 for not killing you. You're a dead man, Moses.

  Frank : Thanks for your help. Really.

  [starts walking away] 

  Sarah : You think he means it?

  Frank : Nah, he's a nice guy.

  Han Cho Bai : I mean it, Frank!

  Frank : All right.

  Victoria : [to Marvin]  Ah, they're gonna be right as rain.

  Marvin : [whispering]  He made the run to emotional safety.

• MI6 Chief Security Officer : They say you're a legend around here. I've, um... I've never heard of you. Must have been a bit before my time.

  Victoria : [escapes her handcuffs and takes him down]  Well, you've heard of me now.

• Victoria : Just rent "Dirty Dancing," tell her you love her. You know, it's important to enjoy life while you still can.

• Ivan : If the world is here in a week, I will meet you in the Turks and Caicos. And we will spend all night...

  Victoria , Ivan : Beneath the stars.

  [kiss] 

• Victoria : Exactly. Exactly what Marvin says. Falling in love is like jumping off a cliff. You just have to believe and let go.

• Victoria : [pretending to be insane]  She wants my head! She wants my head! It's a Papist plot! It's her. It's that bitch Mary, Queen of Scots. She wants my head. What are you doing? No! No! Get me Cecil. Get me Cecil. I'm the Queen of England! Don't take me to the Tower! I'll have your head for this, you bitch! No. Noooo! "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." They're plotting against me. All of them.

• Victoria : I think it was really, really good. I thought I was kind of channeling Bette Davis, you know.

• Victoria : Sorry, my ass!

• Victoria : Bollocks!