"Community" Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Charley Koontz: Neil

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Quotes 

  • Narrator : And so it was that the group began to describe themselves walking. And as they described themselves walking, so did Abed confirm they walked.

    Neil : [whispers]  I walk with them.

  • Jeff Winger : Fine, Pierce, you win. Just kill us and end this.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, no. Killing's too good for you. Cast shape change on Duquesne.

    [Annie gasps] 

    Abed Nadir : What shape do you choose for him?

    Pierce Hawthorne : Fat.

    [drawn out] 

    Shirley Bennett : Pierce, stop it!

    Jeff Winger : [angrily]  Pierce!

    Abed Nadir : Abed: Duquesne starts gaining weight. How much?

    Pierce Hawthorne : Make him as fat as Fat Neil.

    Jeff Winger : [threatening]  Pierce!

    Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, right, cry. Let it out. Baste your chubby cheeks in tears of gravy. You weren't crying when you were stealing my friends.

    Neil : They asked me to come here.

    Pierce Hawthorne : You know why, right? I've got some fat news for you, Fat Neil. Don't you know why Jeff Winger, of all people, led the charge on the Fat Neil feel-good committee?

    Jeff Winger : [emphatically]  Way over the line, Pierce.

    Pierce Hawthorne : I'll tell you why, because I was there.

    Jeff Winger : [flashback]  Oh, they're down there by Fat Neil.

    Pierce Hawthorne : That's right, Neil. Your new best friend, Jeff Winger, coined the name Fat Neil.

    Shirley Bennett : [scolding]  Jeffrey!

    Jeff Winger : Neil, look, before you respond, I can make it up to you. I'll find a fatter Neil.

    Troy Barnes : [weakly]  Huzzah.

    Neil : You made up Fat Neil?

    Jeff Winger : Someone asked where the restrooms were. You were standing by them, but you were also standing kind of near, uh, other Neil.

    Neil : So call him Skinny Neil.

    Jeff Winger : He's not that skinny.

    Neil : He's bald, he's black.

    Jeff Winger : I don't look at the world through that lens. I shouldn't be high-roading you. I'm the bad guy.

    Pierce Hawthorne : [self-satisfied]  You can all hang out in suspended humiliation and think about what you learned today. One, don't screw with me. Two, invite me to your crap.

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