Petunia (2012)

Jimmy Heck: Adrian Petunia

Quotes 

• Charlie Petunia : This is messed up. She doesn't know whether it's yours or his.

  Adrian Petunia : It will look the same either way.

• Michael Petunia : I'm just ready for this wedding to be over, and the marriage to start.

  Adrian Petunia : The wedding's supposed to be the easy part.

• Vivian Petunia : I think I like you more than him.

  Adrian Petunia : You're supposed to like me more than him. You're married to him.

• Vivian Petunia : You know, if it wasn't you, it'd probably be somebody else.

  Adrian Petunia : Yeah, I guess it's better to keep it in the family.

  [Vivian controls her laughter]