Good Luck Charlie (TV Series)
Driving Mrs. Dabney (2011)
Patricia Belcher: Mrs. Estelle Dabney
Quotes
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Teddy Duncan : Oh, uh, Mrs Dabney. Before you go, um, I need some more practice hours before I take my driver's test, so if you ever need a chauffeur, I'm your girl.
Mrs. Dabney : [Whips out her keys] Let's go.
Teddy Duncan : [pause] Right now?
Mrs. Dabney : I've got a bunch of errands to run. And if you drive, I can play Word Jumble on my cell phone. Actually, I do that anyway, but this way it's legal.
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Teddy Duncan : We should probably stop for gas.
Mrs. Dabney : In this car, you can drive 100 miles on empty. I'll tell you when we need gas.
[about an hour later, the car breaks down in the mountains]
Mrs. Dabney : *Now* we need gas!
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Teddy Duncan : Does any of this look familiar?
Mrs. Dabney : Looks like the same road we drove down ten minutes ago.
Teddy Duncan : What, so I'm just going in circles and you didn't want to say anything?
Mrs. Dabney : I thought my annoyed silence was speaking volumes.
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Teddy Duncan : Oh, hi Mrs Dabney.
Mrs. Dabney : I see you people have a dog now.
Teddy Duncan : [Thinking it's an insult] Oh, I'm doing fine, thanks. How are you?
Mrs. Dabney : Let me explain something to you. Your dog makes my cat nervous. And whne my cat gets nervous, I get nervous. And when I get nervous, Mr Dabney gets nervous.
Teddy Duncan : Then what happens?
Mrs. Dabney : Mr Dabney goes to stay with his mother... so this dog thing is not entirely bad. All right! We're done here!
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Mrs. Dabney : Light's not getting any greener.
Teddy Duncan : No, I, I know. But the car in front of me hasn't moved yet.
Mrs. Dabney : Here's a quick driving lesson.
[Honks horn]
Mrs. Dabney : Wake up, grandpa!
Teddy Duncan : [to the other driver] Sorry! That was her, not me!
[to Mrs. Dabney, after being flipped the bird]
Teddy Duncan : Oh, look! Grandpa's telling us we're number one!
Mrs. Dabney : No, he's not! He's...
Teddy Duncan : I know what he's doing!
