- Dr. Doom: Those blasted Infinity Stones!
- M.O.D.O.K.: Yeah, those blasted stones.
- Abomination: Who needs 'em?
- Dr. Doom: Who needs them? I need them, you nitwits. The holder of the Infinity Stones controls the universe!
- M.O.D.O.K.: Yeah, that's what I said. You need them.
- Dr. Doom: You're darn skippy!
- M.O.D.O.K.: What he needs is a chill pill.
- Dr. Doom: I have been through the belly of the beast.
- Abomination: Uh, Fin Fang Foom? Moomba? Groot? Spragg the Living Hill? Hulk? Ms. Marvel?
- Cynthia Von Doom: That's enough lounging around for you two dodos. I need sixty pounds of bat guano for a special facial mask. Belfry's in the tower.
- Abomination: Uh, which way to the tower?
- Cynthia Von Doom: Upstairs!
- M.O.D.O.K.: You know who could really use a facial? The Incredible Hulk.
- Abomination: [chuckles] Ain't he unglamorous?
- Scarlet Witch: Gotta be a trap.
- Wolverine: You think?
- Iron Man: Okay, okay, so it's a trap. We still have to rescue Ms Marvel. And I can't remember the last mission that came with a free foot rub. Oh wait, yes I do. Hah, that Iron Fist sure knows his feet.
- Cynthia 'Coco' Von Doom: You might be a hero, dear, but you got some truly evil and nasty skin problems.
- Ms. Marvel: [giggles] I know, it's the mask. I wear it all the time.
- Ms. Marvel: Nagging force too strong... still too chilled... ugh.
- [passes out]
- Cynthia Von Doom: I love to kick it when I just washed my hair.