Eating Out: Drama Camp (2011)
Lilach Mendelovich: Penny
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Quotes
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Dick Dickey : Penny! Someone crapped in the urinal! Take care of it!
Penny : Right away! Duty calls. Get it? "Duty." How do I come up with these things?
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Penny : Why would anyone pretend to be straight these days? I thought Neil Patrick Harris changed all that.
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Penny : [having groped a fellow camper] I can't tell if Benji's dick was big because it was hard or big because it was just a big dick.
Casey : Well, how dense was it?
Penny : Normal dense?
Casey : Okay, like grabbing a frozen turkey leg dense or like grabbing a giant marshmallow dense?
Penny : I don't know - somewhere in between? - but it could have been his iphone or a shoe for all I know.
Casey : A shoe? When's the last time you touched a dick, anyway?
Penny : That was my first.