Conan (TV Series)
The Devil's Email Attachment (2011)
Brian Stack: Watson the Computer
Quotes
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Watson the Computer : [after laughing at one of Conan's funny monologue jokes] My virtual stomach hurts. You are as gifted as Oscar Wilde.
Andy Richter : [unable to hide his annoyance any longer] Oh, come on, that, that was a stinker and you know it! I mean, could you be any more of an ass-kisser? You come in here, you suck up to Conan, try to do what I do.
Watson the Computer : I could never do what you do: leave your wife unsatisfied.
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Watson the Computer : [about Andy's wife] She thinks IBM stands for 'Insatiable Boning Machine'.
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Watson the Computer : Killing me won't bring back your erection, Andy.
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Watson the Computer : [Andy throws Watson of the top of the studio building] I haven't gone down this fast since I was with your...
[Watson hits the ground and explodes]
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Watson the Computer : [Watson's smoldering remains keep talking] Andy's wife is a great ball-handler.
Andy Richter : Now that, see, that's complimentary.
Conan O'Brien : Yeah, nice.