30 Rock (TV Series)

I Heart Connecticut (2011)

Jane Krakowski: Jenna Maroney

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• Jenna Maroney : Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking.

• Jenna Maroney : Me, my ass double, and a drill that once appeared on "Home Improvement" are currently starring in a feature film called "Take My Hand."

  Jack Donaghy : Really? Years ago, Universal had a project by that name. It was a romantic comedy with Reese Witherspoon and Patrick Dempsey.

  Jenna Maroney : Reese Witherspoon is just a likable version of me.

  Jack Donaghy : Then she dropped out and it was re-written as a buddy comedy with Dempsey and Josh Hartnett. But everyone fell asleep during the table read. So we moved it over to Telemundo, where they tried to turn it into a variety show hosted by a supermodel and a soccer ball with a mustache...

  Jenna Maroney : I met that soccer ball once at a no-hands-allowed sex party.

  Jack Donaghy : Then, after another round of re-writes, it was picked up by our low-budget thriller/high-budget porno division, SplatterFlicks. And now it's a horror movie starring

  [reads from his computer] 

  Jack Donaghy : "any blonde actress."

  Jenna Maroney : Thank you.

• Jenna Maroney : Jack, can we talk? One ten to another.

  Jack Donaghy : I'm an eleven, but continue.

• Jenna Maroney : Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking.

• Frank Rossitano : Oh, so you're doing a torture-porn thing - like Saw.

  Jenna Maroney : Exactly! In fact, the producers of this movie rented Saw and watched it.