Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)

Ne Me'e Laua Na Paio (Heroes and Villains) (2011)

Scott Caan: Danny Williams

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Quotes 

• Steve McGarrett : [holding a snow globe]  Why would you steal this?

  Johnny D. : I always wanted to go to Paris.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : [in disbelief]  You...?

  Steve McGarrett : [laughs]  You know what? It's a beautiful city. And if you ever make it, you should get yourself a snow globe, because this is Seattle.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : That's the Space Needle, not the Eiffel Tower, you schmuck.

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : [Looking at all of the stolen items in Johnny's garage]  Wow. Why don't you make this easy on us, and direct us towards the stuff that is from your last boost?

  Johnny D. : [shouts over his shoulder]  Mavis? Can you bring me the reports from last week's robberies?

  [Turns back to Danny] 

  Johnny D. : Sorry, my secretary must have stepped out.

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : [Steve chases a suspect on foot. Danny pulls alongside on a quadrunner]  Need a lift?

  [Steve continues to pursue] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Guess that's a no.

• Kono Kalakaua : "You don't find Johnny. He finds you."

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : You're gonna quote this schmuck now?

  Kono Kalakaua : I can spoof Tiffany's cell and make it look like she's sending him a text.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Lure him here. I like it. But move over please. Because I'm gonna do this. Because it should be very filthy and you're a young lady.

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : This is the CIA we are dealing with here. Okay, they wrote the book on advanced interrogation techniques which I am absolutely positive you have sitting on your bedside table right now. Okay? Just so you know, I understand. Okay, I would not mind a little one on one session with Jenna Kaye. The thought does stimulate my imagination, too.

  Steve McGarrett : Legally the CIA can only interrogate foreign nationals.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : [softly]  Why do you do that? I had a little fantasy worked out. I mean, you're like a devourer of dreams. You know what I mean?

  [He makes an eating motion with his hand while Steve sighs heavily] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Like, you eat them. You're like a little pacman in cargo pants.

• Steve McGarrett : [At the scene of the victim dressed up as a super hero]  Alright, let me guess. This guy thought he could fly.

  Dr. Max Bergman : Ah. A common misconception. Although Captain Fallout dons a cape, he is not capable of actual flight. Merely super human leaping abilities.

  Steve McGarrett : Max. Who's Captain Fallout?

  Dr. Max Bergman : The fearless leader of the Wonder Seven.

  [At Steve and Danny's blank looks, he explains] 

  Dr. Max Bergman : He acquired his powers when he was attacked by one of Hitler's radioactive German shepherds during the Battle of the Bulge.

  [Steve and Danny still show no recognition] 

  Dr. Max Bergman : Huh? Wow. You guys need to brush up on your classics.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : No, no, no. We don't need to brush up on anything. You need to bring us all back to reality, here on Earth, and answer the obvious question of why this took a dive wearing tights.

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : [to someone dressed as a dog in a vest at the comic book convention]  What's up, dog?

  [Smiling, he smacks Steve on the chest as Steve cracks a smile] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Funny, right?

  Steve McGarrett : That is funny.