Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Bang (2011)

John Stamos: Ken Turner

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• Ken Turner : [to Stabler]  Every man dreams of bedding lots of women. C'mon, admit it, Detective. You know you want to bang your partner. Watch her grow swollen with your child. And why not, man? She'd give you beautiful babies.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : You are a sick son-of-a-bitch.

• Ken Turner : Why do you have such a hard-on for me?

  Detective Elliot Stabler : 'Cause you can't keep yours out of unsuspecting women.

• Olivia Benson : [to Dede about Ken]  As charming as your loving fiance is, he's a reproductive abuser.

  Ken Turner : Excuse me? An abuser?

  Olivia Benson : You want babies, and you use women to make them.

  Ken Turner : Oh, and you got that from a ripped condom?

  Olivia Benson : The standard fail rate is 1%. Now, Dede, I bet Ken's rate is a lot higher than that.

  Ken Turner : You know what, our condoms break because we have so much fun in bed.

  [to Dede] 

  Ken Turner : Tell her.

  Olivia Benson : Or because you poke tiny little holes in them ahead of time. Now, the condom looks normal going on, and then, oops! It rips when you're having sex. Dede, this is a typical move of a reproductive abuser.

  Ken Turner : You know what, you don't have to listen to this.

  [to Dede] 

  Ken Turner : I have never abused you. You know that. I love you, and this baby is an expression of our love. And that's why we have to have it.

  Olivia Benson : Dede, all this phony sweet talk is to get you to give in.

  Ken Turner : Okay, you know what? We don't have to listen to this anymore. Unless you're gonna charge us. So are you charging us? No, all right. Thank you.

• Detective Elliot Stabler : Mr. Turner, thanks for getting down here so quickly. Why don't we go somewhere private so that we can talk. Says here, you used to be an A.D.A.

  Ken Turner : Yeah, Nassau County. I would've stuck it out, but you know, I couldn't make ends meet.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Mm-hmm. And now you work for Daschle Private Equity doing credit default swaps?

  Ken Turner : Yeah, I know. Guys like me tanked the economy.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : So it is true.

• Dede Aston : [to Ken]  How could you sleep with Imelda?

  Ken Turner : I'm sorry. She came on to me. You know, I know it's wrong, but she's young and exotic.

  Dede Aston : And what am I, your grandmother?