Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Bang (2011)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
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Quotes
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Ken Turner : [to Stabler] Every man dreams of bedding lots of women. C'mon, admit it, Detective. You know you want to bang your partner. Watch her grow swollen with your child. And why not, man? She'd give you beautiful babies.
Detective Elliot Stabler : You are a sick son-of-a-bitch.
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Ken Turner : Why do you have such a hard-on for me?
Detective Elliot Stabler : 'Cause you can't keep yours out of unsuspecting women.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Audrey] How long you been doing this?
Dr. Audrey Shelton : My whole life, really. Mom's a therapist.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Oh, dad was a cop. Not that I ever wanted to follow in his footsteps.
Dr. Audrey Shelton : Me either, but my sister's boyfriend beat the hell out of her one night. Next thing I know, I was a domestic violence counselor in Buffalo.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Well, I hate to say it, but It might be easier if this guy was hitting women.
Dr. Audrey Shelton : His charm is what makes him so dangerous. There's no limit to the number of women whose lives he can wreck.
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Olivia Benson : Maybe Audrey's research can raise awareness about reproductive coercion and pass laws about it. Poking holes in condoms will become fraud with intent to deceive.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Sure. Flushing birth-control pills down the toilet becomes larceny.
Odafin Tutuola : And being a world-class creep can get you dead as a doornail.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : Mr. Turner, thanks for getting down here so quickly. Why don't we go somewhere private so that we can talk. Says here, you used to be an A.D.A.
Ken Turner : Yeah, Nassau County. I would've stuck it out, but you know, I couldn't make ends meet.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Mm-hmm. And now you work for Daschle Private Equity doing credit default swaps?
Ken Turner : Yeah, I know. Guys like me tanked the economy.
Detective Elliot Stabler : So it is true.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Audrey] We know about Buffalo.
Dr. Audrey Shelton : I'm impressed.
Olivia Benson : You assaulted that guy with a baseball bat. You put him in the hospital. Why?
Dr. Audrey Shelton : He was raping 10-year-olds. Newspaper called me a local hero. A.D.A. declined to prosecute.
Detective Elliot Stabler : And Ken Turner hadn't broken any laws.
Dr. Audrey Shelton : Don't give me that, Stabler. You wanted him punished too.
Detective Elliot Stabler : I did want him punished, not dead.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Wade] Just because Dede in love with some jerk doesn't mean she's neglecting her baby.
Wade Fisk : Last night, he was screaming his lungs out for hours. Ken and Imelda just ignored him. Kept screwing.
Detective Elliot Stabler : So you thought it'd be better to dump him in an alley?