- Ken Turner: [to Stabler] Every man dreams of bedding lots of women. C'mon, admit it, Detective. You know you want to bang your partner. Watch her grow swollen with your child. And why not, man? She'd give you beautiful babies.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: You are a sick son-of-a-bitch.
- Ken Turner: Why do you have such a hard-on for me?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: 'Cause you can't keep yours out of unsuspecting women.
- Olivia Benson: [to Dede about Ken] As charming as your loving fiance is, he's a reproductive abuser.
- Ken Turner: Excuse me? An abuser?
- Olivia Benson: You want babies, and you use women to make them.
- Ken Turner: Oh, and you got that from a ripped condom?
- Olivia Benson: The standard fail rate is 1%. Now, Dede, I bet Ken's rate is a lot higher than that.
- Ken Turner: You know what, our condoms break because we have so much fun in bed.
- [to Dede]
- Ken Turner: Tell her.
- Olivia Benson: Or because you poke tiny little holes in them ahead of time. Now, the condom looks normal going on, and then, oops! It rips when you're having sex. Dede, this is a typical move of a reproductive abuser.
- Ken Turner: You know what, you don't have to listen to this.
- [to Dede]
- Ken Turner: I have never abused you. You know that. I love you, and this baby is an expression of our love. And that's why we have to have it.
- Olivia Benson: Dede, all this phony sweet talk is to get you to give in.
- Ken Turner: Okay, you know what? We don't have to listen to this anymore. Unless you're gonna charge us. So are you charging us? No, all right. Thank you.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Audrey] How long you been doing this?
- Dr. Audrey Shelton: My whole life, really. Mom's a therapist.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Oh, dad was a cop. Not that I ever wanted to follow in his footsteps.
- Dr. Audrey Shelton: Me either, but my sister's boyfriend beat the hell out of her one night. Next thing I know, I was a domestic violence counselor in Buffalo.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Well, I hate to say it, but It might be easier if this guy was hitting women.
- Dr. Audrey Shelton: His charm is what makes him so dangerous. There's no limit to the number of women whose lives he can wreck.
- Olivia Benson: Maybe Audrey's research can raise awareness about reproductive coercion and pass laws about it. Poking holes in condoms will become fraud with intent to deceive.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Sure. Flushing birth-control pills down the toilet becomes larceny.
- Odafin Tutuola: And being a world-class creep can get you dead as a doornail.
- Dr. Audrey Shelton: [as she explains about what happened to Ken Turner] Soon as I get there, he invites me out into the garden, starts seducing me. I told him I needed to use the bathroom, and I went looking for a knife. Found me a doozie. I joined him in the garden. I just meant to cut his penis off. Boom! Ken bursts open.
- [laughs]
- Olivia Benson: Come on, Audrey, it's time to go.
- Dr. Audrey Shelton: Please, Olivia. Just a few more sips. They don't serve wine where I'm going.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Mr. Turner, thanks for getting down here so quickly. Why don't we go somewhere private so that we can talk. Says here, you used to be an A.D.A.
- Ken Turner: Yeah, Nassau County. I would've stuck it out, but you know, I couldn't make ends meet.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Mm-hmm. And now you work for Daschle Private Equity doing credit default swaps?
- Ken Turner: Yeah, I know. Guys like me tanked the economy.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: So it is true.
- Dede Aston: [to Ken] How could you sleep with Imelda?
- Ken Turner: I'm sorry. She came on to me. You know, I know it's wrong, but she's young and exotic.
- Dede Aston: And what am I, your grandmother?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Audrey] We know about Buffalo.
- Dr. Audrey Shelton: I'm impressed.
- Olivia Benson: You assaulted that guy with a baseball bat. You put him in the hospital. Why?
- Dr. Audrey Shelton: He was raping 10-year-olds. Newspaper called me a local hero. A.D.A. declined to prosecute.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: And Ken Turner hadn't broken any laws.
- Dr. Audrey Shelton: Don't give me that, Stabler. You wanted him punished too.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: I did want him punished, not dead.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Wade] Just because Dede in love with some jerk doesn't mean she's neglecting her baby.
- Wade Fisk: Last night, he was screaming his lungs out for hours. Ken and Imelda just ignored him. Kept screwing.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: So you thought it'd be better to dump him in an alley?