Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara, 90s Kid, Dr. Linksano, Harvey Finevoice, Mechakara, Ninja-Style Dancer, The Sniper, Chazz, Boffo the Clown, That Guy with the Hat, 90s Dude, 2090s Kid, Bonebutton, Clone, Freddy Krueger, Moarte, The Seventh Doctor, Ash Ketchum, Fat Grandma, Lt. Munroe, Ensign Monroe, Holokara, Ninja Style Dancer, The Entity, The Ninja-Style Dancer, Bone Button, King Arthur, Mirrorkara, Moarte (voice), Phantasm, Sierra, 60s Kid, 80s Dankara, Batman, Bruce, Cable, Cinema Snobkara, Clive Sinclair, Dr. Insano, Evil Linkara, Freddy Krueger (voice), General Patton, Ghost of Christmas Future, Ghost of Christmas Present, Green Ranger, Harvey, Iron Man, Jacob Marley, Lester B. Bum, Linksano, Lord Vyce, Lt. Munro, Plaid Ninja, Pyramidhead, Rod Serling, That Guy With the Hat, Thor, iRatekara

[repeated line]

Linkara : I am a man!
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Linkara : This comic sucks!
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Linkara : It's magic. I don't have to explain it.
Linkara : [in German accent] Of course. Don't you know anything about science?
Linkara : Because poor literacy is cool.
Linkara : Wait. What?
Linkara : [Repeated line] Hello and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn.
Linkara : [Whenever a Frank Miller comic is spotlighted] Say...

[looks at pocket watch]

Linkara : It's Miller Time.
[repeated line]

Linkara : Shock of all shocks!
[repeated line]

Linkara : I love alliteration.

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