Atop the Fourth Wall (TV Series)

Pitt #1 (2010)

Noah Antwiler: Ultimate Warrior

Quotes 

• [Linkara just read the word "warrior" in the comic] 

  Linkara : [alarmed]  Oh, no. OH, NO!

  Ultimate Warrior : AHHHHGH! THAT'S RIGHT, HOAKOGAN! THE TUPPERWARES OF VICTORY HAVE BEEN FILLED! AND THE PUMA GOD, IN THEIR HOLY SPACESHIP, HAVE SENT THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS TO FOKE AT ARBY'S!

  Linkara : Dammit, not you!

  Ultimate Warrior : WILL YOU NOT MEET THE CHALLENGE OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR? I WILL PARACHUTE IN FROM THE WATERS OF THE SUN TO WRESTLEMANIA, HOAKOGAN, AND THERE I WILL UNITE THE POWER OF THE HULKAMANIACS WITH THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR AND TOGETHER THEY WILL BE DESTRUCILICIOUS!

  Linkara : Would you get out of here! You're gonna warp space and time again!

  Ultimate Warrior : I WILL WEAR YOUR HAT LIKE A PINATA, HOAKOGAN, I THINK ESPERANTO IS A LEGITIMATE LANGUAGE AND SOON...

  Linkara : [pointing off-screen]  LEAVE!

  Ultimate Warrior : [SKRONK!] 

  [turns and leaves]