- Linkara: Oh goody, an exploitation Superman porno movie. This is like something the Cinema Snob should be reviewing.
- Cinema Snob: My Snob sense is tingling.
- Bennett the Sage: [talking with French accent] After I kill Benzaie and Sad Panda, then I will be the only French person on this site.
- Bums: Garbage! More garbage!
- Linkara: Uh, let's see... Identity Crisis, Amazons Attack, Ultimates 3...
- Oberon: Scott, is that Barda? It is! I hardly recognized her under that awful makeup. What's she... Scott!
- Linkara: [as Oberon] Geez, look at her! She's dancing like a maniac! A maniac! But she's never danced before!