Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Delinquent (2011)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
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Quotes
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Ed Tucker : [to Stabler about Hunter] You shoved him against a wall, making mention of a cavity search.
Detective Elliot Stabler : No, that was his lame joke.
Ed Tucker : You came up behind him.
Detective Elliot Stabler : To uncuff him.
Ed Tucker : You slid your hands between his legs.
Detective Elliot Stabler : You've been watching too much porn.
Ed Tucker : Hunter cried out for help. He asked you to stop, saying stop touching his junk.
Detective Elliot Stabler : He was setting me up!
Ed Tucker : Then why didn't you report him first?
Detective Elliot Stabler : Because it was an asinine prank by a 14-year-old punk that only a moron with an axe to grind would ever believe.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : I don't touch children. I protect them.
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Olivia Benson : [When Elliot is accused by Hunter of molestation] This is obviously gonna work out. You're innocent.
Detective Elliot Stabler : That doesn't matter. As soon as you're smeared with something like that, the stink doesn't go away.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Hunter as he walks him to a holding cell] You're staying in here till your mom shows up.
Hunter Mazelon : Screw you. I'm claustrophobic.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Then why were you hiding in a woman's closet?
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Hunter after he was holding a knife] When an officer tells you to drop a weapon, do it.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Mrs. Mazelon] Are you in the habit of smacking your child around?
Hunter Mazelon : No. Her weapon of choice is a verbal tongue lashing.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Hunter] So how'd your twisted little fairy tale play with I.A.B.?
Bree Mazelon : Stay away from my son, you pervert!
Detective Elliot Stabler : You know he made it up.
Hunter Mazelon : You know, I saw your file on Lieutenant Tucker's desk. It was pretty thick. How many other guys have you been a little too friendly with?
Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Mrs. Mazelon] Has your son ever been taught his actions have consequences?
Bree Mazelon : Hunter, let's go.
Hunter Mazelon : No, why don't we stay here and listen to some more parenting advice from a child molester.
Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Mrs. Mazelon] You let him lie and charm his way out of trouble. You're not doing him any favors.