Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Smoked (2011)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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Salon Client : [after Luke Ronson is arrested] When can I reschedule?
Elliot Stabler : About 25 years.
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Elliot Stabler : Not looking forward to telling Jenna that her mom's killer is in the wind. Just feels as though we keep failing her.
Olivia Benson : Look, it's not over till it's over. Besides, Eddie doesn't seem like the kind of guy who can stay underground. He needs attention, somebody to brag to.
Elliot Stabler : Well, when we find him again and I accidentally run him over?
Olivia Benson : I'll have your back.
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Eddie Skinner : [to Stabler] Hey, let me ask you something, is it fun being a cop?
Elliot Stabler : Fun? I love it.
Eddie Skinner : Yeah, see, I thought so. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a cop when I grew up.
Elliot Stabler : The problem there is you gotta care about people and the only person you give a crap about is yourself.
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Sister Peg : Luke's been a godsend.
Elliot Stabler : He's also a rapist, Sister Peg.
Sister Peg : Accused, not convicted.
Elliot Stabler : Come on, Sister.
Sister Peg : Congress cut my funding. I have to take all the help I can get.
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Special Agent Greer : The NYPD doesn't have informants?
Elliot Stabler : Hey, WE don't hand over handguns with body counts on them and hope for the best. I don't know if you noticed but we've got a real handgun problem in this country, too many of them wind up in the hands of bad guys, and obviously they've been getting 'em from jackasses like you.