Daffy Duck: Don't get mad at me; those questions were impossible! I'll bet you don't know when my birthday is.
Bugs Bunny: Your birthday is April 17th. Your favorite color is dusty rose, and you go to bed every night at 10:00 except on New Year's Eve when you go to bed at 8:30, because and I quote, "New Year's is a holiday invented by the media."
Daffy Duck: It is!
Bugs Bunny: Forget it. Find a different best friend to go on that show.
Daffy Duck: But I need you! I prize prizes above everything else! This is my shot at finally winning something! I'll do anything!
Bugs Bunny: Even if it means focusing on someone other than yourself for more than two minutes?
Daffy Duck: That sounds awful... but I'll try.
Bugs Bunny: Well, Daffy, you know how much I hate to talk about myself, but, eh, leaders turn back the clock. It was on the east side of New York. My parents resided to make humble sorroundings-Did I say New York? I meant, the planet Crypton! Anywho, my parents knew our planet was doomed. So my father, Jor-El, built a spaceship.