The Looney Tunes Show (TV Series)

Best Friends (2011)

Jeff Bergman: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Jor-El

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Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : I'd like to propose a toast to the most important person on this ship.

  [Ship captain stands] 

  Daffy Duck : Sit down you glorified bus driver!

• Daffy Duck : It better be, because I don't wanna end up a bitter, jealous person. Say, I should go on a game show!

  Bugs Bunny : What game show are you qualified for?

  Daffy Duck : Uh, "Wheel of Words"?

  Bugs Bunny : You don't know how to spell.

  Daffy Duck : How about, "Price Is Correct"?

  Bugs Bunny : How much do you think this pack of gum sells for?

  Daffy Duck : Thirty-three thousand dollars?

  Bugs Bunny : Good luck with that.

• Daffy Duck : Don't get mad at me; those questions were impossible! I'll bet you don't know when my birthday is.

  Bugs Bunny : Your birthday is April 17th. Your favorite color is dusty rose, and you go to bed every night at 10:00 except on New Year's Eve when you go to bed at 8:30, because and I quote, "New Year's is a holiday invented by the media."

  Daffy Duck : It is!

  Bugs Bunny : Forget it. Find a different best friend to go on that show.

  Daffy Duck : But I need you! I prize prizes above everything else! This is my shot at finally winning something! I'll do anything!

  Bugs Bunny : Even if it means focusing on someone other than yourself for more than two minutes?

  Daffy Duck : That sounds awful... but I'll try.

  Bugs Bunny : Well, Daffy, you know how much I hate to talk about myself, but, eh, leaders turn back the clock. It was on the east side of New York. My parents resided to make humble sorroundings-Did I say New York? I meant, the planet Crypton! Anywho, my parents knew our planet was doomed. So my father, Jor-El, built a spaceship.

• Bugs Bunny : What's Up, Doc?

• Daffy Duck : Oprah!

• Daffy Duck : New York!

• Daffy Duck : Eight! No, Four! No, Eight!

• Daffy Duck : Oranges!

• Daffy Duck : How is it that that dummy won a million dollars and I've Never won anything?

  Bugs Bunny : Oh, I'm sure it's just a matter of time.

• Daffy Duck : We should go on that! We've been best friends forever! We know everything there is to know about each other!

  Bugs Bunny : I never tawt I would say this, but that's not a bad idea, Daffy Duck.

  Daffy Duck : Why thank you... Uh, I wanna say, uh, "Bada-Blingya"?

• Daffy Duck : I did it! I got us on tomorrow's episode of "Besties"!

  Bugs Bunny : How'd ya manage that?

  Daffy Duck : There are some things you shouldn't know about me... But ya better know everything else!

  Bugs Bunny : I'm more concerned with how little you know about me.

  Daffy Duck : I know everything about you! Hit me with some questions! Go ahead!

  Bugs Bunny : Alright, what's my favorite color?

  Daffy Duck : Pass.

  Bugs Bunny : What time do I go to bed at night?

  Daffy Duck : Pass. Gimme somethin' easy!

  Bugs Bunny : Fine. Whens my birthday?

  Daffy Duck : January... February... September... December... Jul... July! July 1st, July 2nd, July 3rd, July 4th! 5th! 6th! 7th! 8th! 9th! 10th...!

  Bugs Bunny : 27th.

  Daffy Duck : July 27th! Well, happy extremely belated birthday. Or, happy extremely early birthday.

• Bugs Bunny : Hey, Speedy.

• Daffy Duck : You said you took care of the rat problem!

• Bugs Bunny : You don't know anything about me! I bet if you look "self-absorbed" up in the dictionary, you'd find your picture.

• Daffy Duck : My picture's in the dictionary? Is it a good one? What am I wearing? Does my beak look big? Aha! Gotcha!

• Bugs Bunny : This is hopeless.

• Bugs Bunny : Eh... What's up, Doc?

  Daffy Duck : It's a pleasure to meet you Chuck! I'm a huge fan!

• Daffy Duck : Seventeen ye...

  Bugs Bunny : Uh, five years?

• Daffy Duck : You're from the planet Krypton?

  Bugs Bunny : No, you maroon! That's the story of Superman.

  Daffy Duck : Who is Superman?

  Bugs Bunny : I can't believe I hitched my wagon to you.

  Daffy Duck : You have a wagon?

  Bugs Bunny : Daffy! Concentrate!

• Daffy Duck : You're from the planet Crypton?

  Bugs Bunny : No, you maroon! That's the story of Superman!

  Daffy Duck : Who is Superman?

  Bugs Bunny : I can't believe I hitched my wagon to you.

  Daffy Duck : You have a wagon?

  Bugs Bunny : Daffy! Conventrate! On me!

  Daffy Duck : Oh. Sorry Superman!

  Bugs Bunny : This is going to be a long night.

• Daffy Duck : We should go on that. We've been best friends forever. We know everything there is to know about each other.

  Bugs Bunny : I never thought I would say this but that's not a bad idea, Daffy Duck.

  Daffy Duck : Why, thank you, Bugs.. Uh.. I wanna say, uh... Bada-Blingya?

• Daffy Duck : Well, happy extremely belated birthday or..Happy extremely early birthday. Aaah-haa-haa!

• Daffy Duck : How is it that that dummy won a million dollars and I've never won anything?

  Bugs Bunny : Oh, I'm sure it's just a matter of time.

  Daffy Duck : It'd better be, because I don't wanna end up a bitter, jealous person.

• Bugs Bunny : This is hopeless.

  Daffy Duck : Don't get mad at me. Those questions were impossible. I bet you don't know when my birthday is.

  Bugs Bunny : Your birthday is April 17th. Your favorite color is dusty rose. And you go to bed every night at 10 o'clock except on New Year's Eve when you go to bed at 8:30. Because, and I quote.. "New Year's is a holiday invented by the media."

  Daffy Duck : It is!

  Bugs Bunny : Forget it. Find a different best friend to go on that show.

  Daffy Duck : But I need you! I prize prizes above all else. This is my shot at finally winning something. I'll do anything!

  Daffy Duck : Even if it means focusing on someone other than yourself for more than two minutes?

  Daffy Duck : That sounds awful. But I'll do it.

• Bugs Bunny : You don't know anything about me. I bet if you look "Self-absorbed" up in a dictionary, you'd find your picture.

  Daffy Duck : My picture's in the dictionary? Is it a good one? What am I wearing? Does my beak look big?

• Bugs Bunny : Ugh! This is gonna be a long night.

• Bugs Bunny : On me!

  Daffy Duck : Oh! Sorry, Superman.

• Bugs Bunny : Well, Daffy.. you know how I hate to talk about myself but, uh, levers turn back the clock. 'It was on the East side of New York' where me parents resided amidst humble surroundings.

• Daffy Duck : Eight! No, four! No, eight!

• Daffy Duck : Say, I should go on a game show!

  Bugs Bunny : What game show are you qualified for?

  Daffy Duck : Uh, "Wheel of Words?"

  Bugs Bunny : You don't know how to spell.

  Daffy Duck : How about "Price is Correct?"

  Bugs Bunny : How much do you think this pack of gum sells for?

  Daffy Duck : Thirty-three thousand dollars?

  Bugs Bunny : Good luck with that.

• Daffy Duck : I did it! I got us on tomorrow's episode of "Besties!"

  Bugs Bunny : How'd you manage that?

  Daffy Duck : There are some things you shouldn't know about me. But you better know everything else!

  Bugs Bunny : I'm more concerned with how little you know about me.

  Bugs Bunny : I know everything about you.

  Daffy Duck : Hit me with some questions. Go ahead.

  Bugs Bunny : Alright. What's my favorite color?

  Daffy Duck : Pass.

  Bugs Bunny : What time do I go to bed at night?

  Daffy Duck : Pass. Give me something easy.

  Bugs Bunny : Fine. When's my birthday?

  Daffy Duck : Janu.. Febru.. Septem.. December.. Jul.. July! July 1st? July 2nd? July 3rd? July 4th? Fifth! Sixth! Seventh! Eighth! Ninth! Tenth!

  Bugs Bunny : 27th.

  Daffy Duck : July 27th!

• Daffy Duck : You said you took care of the rat problem.

• Bugs Bunny : So my father, Jor-El... ..built a spaceship.

• Daffy Duck : Aha. Gotcha!

• Bugs Bunny : 'Did I say New York?' 'I meant the planet Krypton.' Uh.. Anyhoo, my parents knew that our planet was doomed.