- Hugo Miller: [to Vanessa] Remember how we used to hang out in the Dark Vault, play records, you and me and... Mary Jane?
- Artie Nielsen: What? We had an agent named Mary Jane? I don't... remember...
- Claudia Donovan: Good God, where do you come from?
- Myka Bering: Oh, my God, I'm blonde! What did you do?
- Pete Lattimer: No! Hey-hey, don't you blame me! I-I-I mean, I'm good, but I've never changed a woman's hair color.
- Claudia Donovan: Oh, oh, I get it. So the CDC is your Bruce Wayne daytime face but you spend your Dark Knights with the warehouse.
- Dr. Vanessa Calder: Artie, I really enjoyed our... walk. The one we took...
- Artie Nielsen: Me, too. It was probably the best walk I ever... walked. Uh... you know, in fact it was such a successful promenade that I was... thinking perhaps... we should take it to the next level?
- Dr. Vanessa Calder: A jog?
- Pete Lattimer: Oh, my God, you're gay? FINALLY! Thank God there's someone to appreciate all THIS!
- [gestures to his torso]