The Mentalist (TV Series)

Like a Redheaded Stepchild (2011)

Simon Baker: Patrick Jane

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• Patrick Jane : Memory is unreliable because the untrained brain has a crappy filing system. It takes everything that happens to you and throws it all willy-nilly into a big, dark closet. When you go in there looking for something, all you can find are the big, obvious things like when your mom died, or stuff that you don't really need, stuff that you're not looking for, like the words to "Copacabana." You can't find what you need. But don't panic, because it is still there.

• Patrick Jane : My brain is a computer.

• Patrick Jane : I get it. I've been down. Snitches get stitches.

  Nick Monaco : See now that's a popular misconception. The stitches are for the living.

  Patrick Jane : Got it.

• C.O. Earls : We're guards not Supermen. Having a shark like Lansdale in the tank keeps all these guys in line.

  Patrick Jane : He does your job for you. That's nice. So you disapproved of Walton going after Lansdale?

  C.O. Earls : I didn't have any knowledge of that. Walton's agenda. That would be supposition.

• Patrick Jane : [Quoting from the song "Copacabana"]  Her name was Lola. She was a show girl.