- Cleveland Brown: [when he runs into Cheech Marin and Danny Trejo] Trejo! Cheech! Cheech Marin, your marijuana humor is so humorous.
- Cheech Marin: It's a character I play.
- Cleveland Brown: And Danny Trejo, I loved it when you raped that guy in "American Me."
- Danny Trejo: That was Edward James Olmos.
- Cleveland Brown: You raped Edward James Olmos? Shame on you! He taught those kids math! No es bueno!
- Rallo Tubbs: [after Donna leaves him] So apparently, she's not worried about her 5-year-old boy alone in a convention center full of grown men in costumes. A'ight then.
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: Nerds, hear me! Comic-Con is not a place for David Schwimmer and his bad-even-for-NBC sitcom. It's a place where people like us can be ourselves and not worry about getting pushed around by bullies or talking to girls.
- Ewok Nerd: I'm a girl. My name's Rebecca.
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: You are now my girlfriend. No butt stuff.
- Cleveland Brown: [to Donna] You're keeping the costume.
- [sniffs]
- Cleveland Brown: Smells like butt hair.