South Park (TV Series)

Funnybot (2011)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Jimmy Valmer, Mr. Mackey, Timmy, Comedy Awards Announcer, Tyler Perry, President of Germany, Funnybot, Sandy Cervix, Audience Member, Eugene Levy, Jay Leno, News Reader, News Reporter, General, Barack Obama

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Quotes 

• Eric Cartman : Jimmy, do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!

• Funnybot : I wouldn't let, Adam Sandler, suck my, saggy tits, for, one million dollars, of, Oprah's tampons.

• Eric Cartman : Token, stop giving Tyler Perry money or he won't go away!

  Token Black : I can't help it!

• Adam Sandler : You little shits! What the fuck have you done to us?

  [bursting into the school cafeteria holding a gun and flanked by other actors] 

  Eric Cartman : Oh, wow - it's Adam Sandler.

• Stan Marsh : What the hell are you doing?

  Funnybot : I am taking comedy to the next level; the extermination of all biological life on earth!

  Jimmy Valmer : [stuttering]  Wh-wh-what?

  Funnybot : It is the ultimate joke. Humans make comedy. Humans build robot. Robot ends all life on earth. Robot feels awkward. EXTERMINATE!