- Nate Archibald: [as the twins in their skimpy bikinis come down the yacht's stairs] Hi. I don't believe we've met. I'm Nate Archibald. And you are?
- Chuck Bass: Waiting for me.
- Princess Sophie Grimaldi: In our country, a bride always carries carnations.
- Blair Waldorf: [scoffs] Yeah, to the nearest florist to demand a refund. I'll be holding peonies.