- Ray fears he blew his cover when he mistakes a former student for a client. Tanya finds herself in charge of a felon. Jess is hired to work in the office of Dr. Matt Kopylov, the husband of Ronnie's mistress. Lenore brokers a deal with Sandee.—Anonymous
- "Hung" - "Mister Drecker or Ease Up on the Whup-Ass" - Oct. 16, 2011
Ray is waiting for a client in a bar, a blond in a red mini-skirt. One walks in and it's a former student. Her name is Logan Lewis, she was in his World History class. He forgot her and she's bummed out. She's a cute, young blond who is in the midst of confessing a crush on him and saying it's cool because she's legal now and offers to buy him a drink. He tries to beg off the date because she knows who he is and she's a nice girl and she shouldn't be paying for it. He says she'll get her her money back. And then she's like "what are you talking about?" It turns out she's the wrong blond in a red mini-skirt and his actual date shows up. He gets that job done but is freaked that he basically blew his cover to her. He calls Tanya post-date and says they have to work out a better plan when vetting clients. Tanya is at the jail picking up Charlie. Ray wants to call her and explain. Tanya tells him not to. He also wants to weasel out of Lydia, the rough cops and robbers client. He says he'll figure it out himself. He gets to his car and Logan has left her number on his car.
Charlie rolls out and happy to see her. Tanya says a pimp comes through for a pimp.
Jason goes to visit Lenore, who is in bed with a cold compress on her head. She says she has three women lined up for him. He seems reluctant and than admits he heard from Sandee. She's pregnant and it's his. She's staying at her mother's house. Lenore wants to know where Sandee's mother's house is.
Ray calls Logan. He's at home, she's jogging. He tells her he hopes she didn't get the wrong idea. She asks him to come over to her house to catch up.
Jessica has started a job at Dr. Matt's office. He's the one who was marreid to the gynecologist Mindy who is now sleeping with Ronnie. He shows her around the office and says they all get along and to kill the other woman in the office with kindness by baking them chocolate stuff. He offers to take her out to lunch.They commiserate over how angry their soon to be ex-spouses are. Jessica lets slip about the hand-job. He wants to know a timeline. Clearly he's going to use it as ammunition in the divorce.
Ray is eating in the park. He litters and then Lydia shows up to "arrest" him. She gets rough with him and he tries to introduce the concept of a safe word. She claims she doesn't need one and basically calls him a wussy for him asking her to ease up on the whup-ass.
At Tanya's house she asks Charlie about his ankle monitoring bracelet. He says he can make it talk and starts futzing with it with a knife. She freaks on him and tells him as long as he's in her house he's playing by her rules. He gets turned on by her laying down the law and they start making out.
Ray shows up, angry about Lydia and says it's time to bench her. Tanya says this isn't a good time to bench a paying client, especially since some of their clients have defected to Jason, wanting a younger man. They fight about her having sex with Jason and call each other sexist. He points out he has a date with a younger woman that night and he's still got it going on.
At the doctor's office, Mindy and Dr. Matt are having a fight about the hand-job. She spies Jessica and realizes she told him. She is livid. She asks if he's tried to have sex with her yet. He does that, she says. Jesscia apologizes, says she never wanted to hurt anyone, she's just trying to do her job. Matt defends her. Mindy can't believe this and cruelly says that she and Matt used to mock her for being vapid and silly. Mindy stalks off and Jessica runs to the rest room. Dr. Matt follows her and tries to console her. His phone rings. He claims that it's the ER but that it can wait because she's more important.
Ray goes to Logan's. They chit chat, she shows him an inspirational thing he wrote to her in her yearbook. He tries to explain how he works for a women's wellness center and she essentially busts him asking if he's a prostitute. She says she's a grown-up and he doesn't have to lie to her. She tries to make out with him. He freaks and takes off.
Lenore pays a visit to Sandee. She is scary in her drag queen-y Lenore way. She busts Sandee on faking the pregnancy to get Jason back. She explains she doesn't want to take Jason from Sandee she just wants to turn him into a prostitute. She says it's a good business investment for him. Sandee ain't no idiot. She asks if she gives Lenore something she loves what will she get in return? Lenore asks what she wants. Sandee's price is pretty cheap it turns out; a flat-screen TV and a Blu-Ray player.
Ray shows up at Jessica's and give his old Jeep to Damon and Darby, who are less than grateful at first. He then tries to give Jessica money as a loan but she says she doesn't need it, she got a job with Dr. Matt. He secretly seethes: another doctor.
Ray is getting it on with a client who is thinking of defecting to Jason. They are having a very rational conversation as they do it. She points out Jason just has a lot of energy. Ray puts his back into it and she seems pleased.
Tanya comes home and wonders where Charlie is. She finds him at the diner and she's pissed. She's got his ankle monitor bracelet, it will go off in ten minutes if he doesn't get in the car with her and get home. He is unmoved by her plea that she is on the hook for $40,000 bail and his responsibility and not to mess around. He tells her to cool it and put the bracelet away as a cop drives up to the diner. It's Lydia, she's actually a cop. Tanya is afraid she'll be seen.
Ray shows up at Logan's house. She is having some kind of wild party. He says the thing he does, he's good at. He apologizes for giving her a D. She asks if he's come to make up for it. He says he has. She says she wants an A. They head to the car and get it on. When she unzips his pants and feels the package therein she is quite happy and says she always knew.
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