- Tanya wants Ray to dump Lydia as a client because she's actually a cop (not just someone playing dress up), but Lydia's not cooperating. Tanya hires a substitute to entertain Lydia after Ray goes about disengaging the wrong way. Tanya seeks advice from Charlie, and Jessica, who's starting a new job, finds out that her boss loves musical theater. She may become his Dulcinea. Ray is smitten with Logan - is she jail bait?—<jhailey@hotmail.com>
- "Hung" - "F Me Mr. Drecker or Let's Not Go to Jail" - Oct. 23, 2011
We pick up right where we left off last week, Ray having sex with Logan in his car.
She convinces him to come in to the party where he proceeds to get wasted, beat all the young guys at pool, bang Logan some more, and dance around like a fool. The next morning he has a monster hangover and realizes that Logan has him in the palm of her hand.
Tanya and Charlie managed to escape Lydia's notice in the diner but Tanya wonders what she should do. Charlie says she and Ray have to keep her as a client or else they'll get arrested. Tanya doesn't want Ray to get hurt. Charlie wonders why she never listens to anything he says. She says she listens to the essence of his advice. He wonders why she bailed him out. She answers with a question, why did he call her to bail him out. He basically gives a laundry list of reasons that have to do with having no one else to call and adds that he likes her and says he probably should've led with that. Tanya smiles. She likes him too.
Tanya goes to tell Ray the the next day that he has to keep seeing Lydia and Ray says no way, she practically cracked one of his ribs. Tanya is upset and wonders who will tell her. Ray points out that she's the pimp. Tanya moans that he said they were partners. Ray says he'll do it.
He takes Lydia out to lunch and claims that he's quitting the whole game. Lydia doesn't believe him. She wonders if it's because she was too rough with him. He says not at all, he wants to travel to Paris and Africa and live life. She still doesn't believe him. She says she could show him her sweet side, she wants to show him. They go into the bathroom and get it on. She tells him she could do this forever he agrees. She is sweeter and then she slaps him hard. When he says "ow!" she apologizes but they keep doing it.
When Ray tells Tanya that he banged her in the bathroom Tanya realizes that he gave her mixed messages. So she calls Lydia in and apologizes for Ray flaking. She adds that she's really screwed now too because Ray didn't give her any notice and now she's left without a ho. Lydia says she doesn't care about Tanya's problems and knows she's lying to boot. She throws a wad of money on the table and says she expects to see Ray tonight as a "burglar" in her home at 10 sharp. If not there's going to be a world of trouble. Tanya tries to call Ray but gets his voicemail.
That's because Ray is busy getting it on with Logan, on the deck on the lake behind his house for some reason. Ray's neighbor, the one he used to have sex with, watches from her balcony. Her husband comes out and sees what she is looking at. He puts his arm around her, she looks at him with disdain and walks away. He continues to watch Ray and Logan go at it.
As all of this was transpiring Jessica and her new doctor boss have discovered a mutual love of musicals. Although she has a cold, they go to see "Man of La Mancha" in the movie theatre and singalong to the dismay of the other patrons. Later, however, his love of musicals isn't so charming when he is having sex with Jessica and singing "Dulcinea." She makes him stop. He wonders if it's because he's too big. She assures him that is not it, it's just late and she has to go.
She decides to go to Ray's, without calling. He is there role playing cheerleader/teacher with Logan and her pom poms. Logan observes that Ray was probably really hot when he was 25. Jessica shows up and wants to come in but Ray is stalling while Logan gets dressed. Logan comes to the door in her underwear saying she's going to jump in the shower. Jessica is aghast at Ray's behavior, asking what he's doing as a 43-year-old man, boffing such a young girl. Ray protests she's not that young.
Meanwhile, across town, since Tanya couldn't reach Ray she called Jason to take care of Lydia. After getting him off of her long enough to explain what she wanted Jason said he was in as long as he got paid $400. Tanya agrees to this. He had had a fight earlier with Lenore and Sandee. You'll recall Lenore promised Sandee a hi-def TV in exchange for pimping out Jason. Lenore took them to the store and offered them the pick of the cheapo ones in the back. At the time Jason demanded he get paid more. Lenore did not acquiesce, thereby making him pliable to Tanya's offer. Unfortunately for everyone, when he showed up to "burglarize" Lydia she was incensed it was not Ray and clocked Jason cold and went over to Ray's house and arrested him for prostitution.
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