The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Ned-Liest Catch (2011)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders

Quotes 

• Edna Krabappel : You made a dummy of me?

  Bart Simpson : I use it to workshop my pranks.

• Bart Simpson : You shouldn't be punished for something I did. You should just go unpunished forever.

  Edna Krabappel : Half-assed apology accepted.

• Bart Simpson : Having Krabappel next door is nothing but trouble. Kids and teachers can't live together. We're natural enemies, like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

  Homer Simpson : We need to break up Teachie and Preachie. Here's how we'll do it: I'll take Flanders to remind him of the care-free single life, and you scare Rod and Tod by telling them that Edna will be their evil stepmother.

  Bart Simpson : If there's anything fairy tales have taught us is that first wives are perfect and second wives are horrible.

  Homer Simpson : Just the opposite of real life.