The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Ned-Liest Catch (2011)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : I never dreamed that beneath all those diddlies and doodlies there was a dude.

• Edna Krabappel : In all my years of teaching, I've never raised my hand at a student.

  Homer Simpson : But you learned. You grew.

  Marge Simpson : Homer! You never strike a child. Just leave the crust on their sandwiches. They'll get the message.

• Edna Krabappel : So I get paid to do nothing all day?

  Principal Seymour Skinner : I'm afraid it's not that simple.

  Superintendent Chalmers : Who's in charge of this meeting, Skinner?

  Homer Simpson : [whispers to Marge]  I thought I was.

• Edna Krabappel : You're darn lucky to have Ned Flanders as a neighbor.

  Ned Flanders : Language.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, language.

• Homer Simpson : [Greeting Ned and Edna at the door]  Well, if it isn't the local schoolmarm... and his new girlfriend. Ha, ha, ha! That's a burn on you, Flanders.

• Bart Simpson : Having Krabappel next door is nothing but trouble. Kids and teachers can't live together. We're natural enemies, like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

  Homer Simpson : We need to break up Teachie and Preachie. Here's how we'll do it: I'll take Flanders to remind him of the care-free single life, and you scare Rod and Tod by telling them that Edna will be their evil stepmother.

  Bart Simpson : If there's anything fairy tales have taught us is that first wives are perfect and second wives are horrible.

  Homer Simpson : Just the opposite of real life.

• Homer Simpson : You STUPID jerks. I can't believe you all could be so cruel. Especially *you*, Joey Kramer.