- Chuck Bass: So, in the meantime, I'm gonna head down to the spa and meet Mandy and Michaela from the Hospitality and catch a steam. Coming?
- Nate Archibald: Gotta get to the office. Diana's finally making an appearance today.
- Chuck Bass: Well, the two of you running The Spectator again. Ready for combat?
- Nate Archibald: No reason to think that there's anything to fight about. She's an investor, I'm still Editor-in-Chief. I'm not worried about it.
- Chuck Bass: I told myself the same thing before my night with the Australian women's softball team. And ended up with a fractured rib and a tattoo of a kangaroo that I didn't know I had for months.
- Dorota Kishlovsky: Why you lie to Mr. Dan about not signing the papers?
- Blair Waldorf: Sneak up on me like that again and I'll make you start wearing a bell!
- Nate Archibald: [filming Diana and Aiden as they get steamy in the cubicle next door] You were right. He's a good actor.
- Charlie 'Lola' Rhodes: Yeah? He's not acting all that much.