Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Raiders of the Lost Art (2012)

Zuzanna Szadkowski: Dorota Kishlovsky

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Gossip Girl : [narrating]  They say in life there are three sides to every story. But on the Upper East, we know it has three. There's his, hers... but the most important is always *mine.*

  Serena van der Woodsen : [a knock on her door]  Come in. Oh, Dorota, you didn't have to bring me breakfast.

  Dorota Kishlovsky : Miss Serena, you must taste-test my new kreplach. These bad boys take Warsaw faster than Red Army.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, thank you. But do you mind setting it down for a minute? I have to finish what I'm typing.

  Dorota Kishlovsky : Miss Serena, all you do all day is type, type, type. You take laptop with you everywhere. Is not healthy.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Well, after last week's family meltdown, this laptop is the only thing keeping me sane. Writing is my new outlet. You should be happy for me.

  Dorota Kishlovsky : If you say so. But Vanya say same thing about Warcraft, and then DSL bill come.

  [looks glum, and Serena laughs]