Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes (2011)
Ashton Kutcher: Walden Schmidt
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Quotes
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Jake Harper : She was totally hitting on you.
Walden Schmidt : Really?
Jake Harper : Yeah, you should ask her out.
Walden Schmidt : Okay.
[screaming]
Walden Schmidt : Hey, Zoe, do you wanna go on a date with me?
Zoe : [off screen] Sure!
Walden Schmidt : See? There's something else I wouldn't know to put on the list!
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Alan Harper : You gave him a hundred dollars?
Walden Schmidt : Oh, hey, Alan. Yeah, he washed my car.
Alan Harper : Wha... what... A hundred bucks to wash a car?
Walden Schmidt : Not enough?
Alan Harper : For a hundred dollars, I'd lick your car clean!
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Walden Schmidt : Hey, I'm going on a date with that girl I met at the supermarket. Do I look okay?
Alan Harper : No, I look okay. You look like the guy women fantasize about when I'm on top of them!
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Walden Schmidt : Oh, you used the frequent flyer miles? Where are you?
Jake Harper : I have no idea!