- Carly Shay: "iCarly" starts in 30 seconds, and I'm here alone!
- Gibby: I'll try not to take that the wrong way.
- Carly Shay: [to Sam and Freddie] So, last week you two made me your volunteery couples counsellor, then you edited me out of "Superbra", and tonight you made me do "iCarly" all by myself!
- Gibby: What am I, a mushroom?