Zach Galifianakis - Host: [introducing the segment] Hi, my name is Zach Galifianakis and welcome to another edition of "Between Two Ferns"...
Will Ferrell: [intentionally interrupts him by coughing loudly]
Zach Galifianakis - Host: My guest is Will Ferrell.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [shaking hands] Nice to see you.
Will Ferrell: [shaking hands] Nice to see you too, thanks for having me.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: You look great, you look really good.
Will Ferrell: Likewise.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: We've never really had a "sit down", one on one, I think we had lunch that one time.
Will Ferrell: We did have lunch, in New York right?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [giving each other the high five] Yeah, you're a big lunch guy too, I knew that was the case, everything must go, kind of a departure for you.
Will Ferrell: Yeah, you've done a little bit of that, where you get to do a little more serious...
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [interrupts him, referring to his fans preferring to see him in a comedy role] You do one for them? then one for you.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [grasping his hand, referring to them previously shaking hands] That really hurt.
Will Ferrell: I'm sorry, did I hurt you?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [to his staff standing off camera] Should we see a clip?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [after showing a clip of a monkey grabbing an object] That was great.
Will Ferrell: Yeah, it was and just to be clear that was the part of the film where the monkey grabs a frog to suck on his genitals.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Right, I think this was going pretty well so far...
Will Ferrell: [interrupts him] I'm having a great time.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Yeah it's nice to have you here, do you mind if I "do" a word from our sponsor?
Will Ferrell: Oh, not at all you go ahead.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: [a Speed Sticker deodorant is lowered from above between the both of them, Zach takes out a piece of paper and reads from it, implying Will should grab the deodorant] Handle it.
Will Ferrell: [attempts to grab the deodorant but is pulled upwards out of reach] The Speed Stick? I actually have a sponsor as well.
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Oh really?
Will Ferrell: If you don't mind indulging me.