Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

The Night of the Stag (2011)

Greg Hicks: Rev Norman Grigor

Quotes 

• [Reverend Grigor has gatecrashed a Cider Festival at the local brewery and is preaching fervently about the evils of alcohol. He even accuses the vicar of being a fornicator] 

  Samuel Quested : Tell me, Norman. If "the other" is so wrong, how come you've got six children of your own?

  [crowd laughs] 

  Samuel Quested : Six we know of, that is.

  [more laughter] 

  Rev Norman Grigor : I can assure you, Samuel Quested, that I made those children to glorify the Lord. The act itself gave me no pleasure.

  Chloe Baker : I'm sure your wife would say the same.

  [uproarious laughter]