- [Reverend Grigor has gatecrashed a Cider Festival at the local brewery and is preaching fervently about the evils of alcohol. He even accuses the vicar of being a fornicator]
- Samuel Quested: Tell me, Norman. If "the other" is so wrong, how come you've got six children of your own?
- [crowd laughs]
- Samuel Quested: Six we know of, that is.
- [more laughter]
- Rev Norman Grigor: I can assure you, Samuel Quested, that I made those children to glorify the Lord. The act itself gave me no pleasure.
- Chloe Baker: I'm sure your wife would say the same.
- [uproarious laughter]
- Dr. Kate Wilding: You all right?
- DCI John Barnaby: Oh, an upset stomach; I drank some of the cider and threw up.
- Dr. Kate Wilding: Well, try to vomit again if you can; better an empty house than a bad tenant.
- DS Ben Jones: Is that what passes for medical advice?