The Sexy Dark Ages (2011)

Diora Baird: Isolde, Self

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Quotes 

• Ulric : Burn her! She's a witch!

  Isolde : No! My clothes will burn off and I'll be naked!

• Diora Baird : We're trying to be as authentic as possible. It's really, really hard to play someone who doesn't know what a phone is!

• [speaking to the camera] 

  Gwendolyn : Take me!

  Isolde : Take me!

  The Duke : [rips off his tunic]  Take me!