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- Narrator: The Dark Ages - see what happens in the dark!
- Diora Baird: We're trying to be as authentic as possible. It's really, really hard to play someone who doesn't know what a phone is!
- Daniel Sharman: What I love about this project is that it combines the sexiness of "The Tudors" and the steaminess of "Camelot" with just a hint of the historical eroticism of "Rome".
- Narrator: "The Dark Ages" brings the genre of softcore historical drama to new heights.
- Robert Englund: Well, actually I was drawn, so to speak, to this project because I always wanted to do something where people just screwed a bunch in old-timey clothes.
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- Narrator: Coming this summer from the network that brought you "The Tudors" and "The Borgias", brace yourself for Showtime's new original series, "The Dark Ages."
- Shawn Pyfrom: The Dark Ages had war, pestilence, corruption. This show has all that, plus naked boobs every five seconds.