- Dan Humphrey: [to Chuck] How about instead of pain, you try to feel good things? I could tickle you.
- [last lines]
- Blair Waldorf: I don't wanna lose everything.
- Dan Humphrey: You'll still have me.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Maybe it's not bloodbonds that make us a family. Perhaps it's the people who know our secrets and love us anyway, so we can finally be ourselves. XO, XO, Gossip Girl.
- Blair Waldorf: [re Dorota mentioning that Blair is pregnant] Do no utter the word. No one must know. At least not until I have some time to figure things out.
- Dan Humphrey: [on phone, to Serena, who's in Hollywood:] I know you're probably on your way to surf or hang out at Cameron Diaz's house.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [to Charlie] This is LA. Rhodes girls have to live together. It's tradition.
- Beatrice Grimaldi: I think you were right about her, Louis. She'd make a perfect princess.
- Blair Waldorf: And you the perfect sister-in-law.