- Chuck Bass: Humphrey, I feel like my old self again.
- Dan Humphrey: Me too. Although, not in a good way. I really thought that the days when everyone turned their backs on me were over.
- Chuck Bass: Well. At least this time it's because they hate you, not because they don't know you exist.
- Dan Humphrey: I told Cassandra that I'm giving you the book rights.
- Serena Van Der Woodsen: No, you don't have to do that. I wasn't trying to guilt you into it.
- Dan Humphrey: No, I know. I know, but without you inspiring me from the beginning, I wouldn't be able to write anything, so... I owe you one. And despite the events of today, you know... I trust you.
- Chuck Bass: [re the dog collar given to him by Dan] I can think of a few girl who'd look good in this. Humphrey, I'm starting to feel my old self again.
- Jane: [to Serena, who's struggling to land the movie rights] If something doesn't fall right into your lap, Serena, you haven't got a clue how to work for it.