- Brooke Davis Baker: [voiceover from Brooke as Julian reads her childhood journal/diary] My parents don't see me. And when they do see me, it's only because they're angry about something. My dad golfs and my mom shops and I can't remember the last time we laughed together. Or just sat quietly together. I'd like to just sit with them. Be a family. Hear them say they love me. I see my friends and they seem to have real families. And maybe everything isn't as nice as I imagine but I feel like they have more love around them than I do. And that's more disappointing than I have words for. There's this thing called the Burning Boat Festival coming up. We do it every year and this year I can tell my mom wants to throw in my dad and my dad wants to throw in my mom. And me, I'd be happy to chuck the whole thing in
- Brooke Davis Baker: Oh my god! I'm gonna stab out my eyes! How do you unsee something?
- Julian Baker: What happened?
- Brooke Davis Baker: I just walked in on my parents... having sex.
- Julian Baker: What? I thought your parents hated each other?
- Brooke Davis Baker: They do!... Oh my god. It was foreplay for hate sex. Oh, gross! This is a nightmare! You can't poke your minds eye out.
- Julian Baker: Do they even realize they've ruined another company of yours?
- Brooke Davis Baker: Of course not. Let's recap. My dad screws me over, my mom screws me up, at which point they start screwing each other, and now I give up!
- Ted Davis: [opens hotel room door] Julian, would you like some coffee?
- Julian Baker: No, I wouldn't. I came here to tell you that how you've treated Brooke is unacceptable.
- Ted Davis: I see.
- Julian Baker: As her husband and the father of her kids, I'm not gonna let anyone- - not even her father- -put her in a corner. And just because I referenced "Dirty Dancing" doesn't mean I'm not serious right now.
- Ted Davis: Are you sure you don't want some coffee?
- Julian Baker: No coffee. I don't want coffee. What I want is for you to wake up and fix things with your daughter. She gave you your 3,000 chance to be a decent dad, and you blew it... again.
- Ted Davis: Anything else?
- Julian Baker: Yeah, one thing. What kind of guy tells his 15 year old daughter, who's about to go to a dance, that her dress makes her look thick?... .. If you want to know the answer, it rhymes with 'thick'.
- [starts to walk out of the hotel room, stops at the door]
- Julian Baker: It's dick, Ted... you're a dick. You should be ashamed of yourself.