It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties (2011)

Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds

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Quotes 

• Dee Reynolds : I bet you wish you could win this pageant, don't you?

  Justine : My mom says I'm not pretty enough.

  Dee Reynolds : Your mom doesn't know dick! She's a dumb fat cow. And your sister, she is a stupid little shit-mouth bitch, isn't she?

  Justine : You just said a lot of bad words.

• Mort : Frank. Frank. I need some water. My mouth is dry.

  Frank Reynolds : Your mouth is dry. Go into the toilet and run your mouth under the sink.

  [Mac and Charlie raise their hands] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Okay...

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah, can I? Could I? Can I?

  Dee Reynolds : [raises hand]  I have a...

  Charlie Kelly : Who's that?

  Frank Reynolds : He's the mortician. I invited him.