- Damon Salvatore: No last-minute attacks of pity for any of them.
- Elena Gilbert: Don't worry about me. Not after what happened to Bonnie's mom.
- Damon Salvatore: Barbie?
- Caroline Forbes: Oh, I'm ready. Anything that will free Tyler from his sire bond to Klaus.
- Damon Salvatore: Busboy?
- Matt Donovan: Do I have a choice?
- Damon Salvatore: Good point.
- Alaric Saltzman: [Damon is hiding his stake in the firewood] I mean, did you learn nothing from the moonstone in the soap dish?
- Damon Salvatore: Why? Where'd you put yours?
- Stefan Salvatore: We need to keep Klaus separate and occupied. Caroline?
- Caroline Forbes: Why do I always have to be Klaus bait?
- Damon Salvatore: Because he's obsessed with you.
- Caroline Forbes: [finds Alaric lying on couch] Hey. I hear you've had a run-in with Buffy the Vampire.
- Alaric Saltzman: [sighs] Yeah, I'll live.
- [sighs, sits up]
- Alaric Saltzman: What are you doing here?
- Caroline Forbes: Checking up on you. In case you're... not... you.
- Alaric Saltzman: I'm me.
- [sighs]
- Caroline Forbes: Well, I guess not-you would say that too...
- Elena Gilbert: None of you asked for this. But who would I be if I just
- [shakes her head]
- Elena Gilbert: turned my back on any of you?
- Caroline Forbes: Oh, Elena Gilbert. Savior of the cursed and the damned!
- Damon Salvatore: [at door] Morning, sunshine.
- Elena Gilbert: Hey. How's Alaric?
- Damon Salvatore: [blocks entry to room] Indecent. But fine.
- Elena Gilbert: So then does that mean there was no issues last night?
- Damon Salvatore: Nope. Slept like a baby. Woke up Alaric. No headlines about dead Council members.
- Elena Gilbert: Then why do I feel like you're hiding something from me?
- Damon Salvatore: Well, maybe because you're
- [snickers]
- Damon Salvatore: being all... paranoid and control freaky. What did you bring me? Ooh, chocolate muffins. You know what they say: The way to a psycho killer's heart is through his stomach.
- Elena Gilbert: They're not for you.
- Damon Salvatore: Fine. Keep convincing yourself you're still mad at me. But sadly, Ric's gonna have to miss Elena time today. You know, lock-down and all.
- Elena Gilbert: Just take it, give it to him,
- [hands over the bag]
- Elena Gilbert: and tell him that I miss him, okay?
- Damon Salvatore: With pleasure.
- [wants to close door]
- Elena Gilbert: Please.
- Damon Salvatore: Have a great day. Thanks for coming by.
- [shoves door closed in her face, locks it]
- Sage: [coming down the stairs] Hi, Finn.
- Finn Mikaelson: Sage!
- [lovers reunite]
- Rebekah Mikaelson: What do you know? True love prevails.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: I have some unfinished business with Damon Salvatore. Ask Sage what he did to me... then you'll understand why retribution is in order.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Let's not make this any worse than it has to be, darling brother.
- Finn Mikaelson: You're siding with him? Rebekah, he stored us in boxes!
- Rebekah Mikaelson: At least he's not trying to make us extinct!