- Jimbo Jones: [after Bart disarms Dolph and Kearney] Whoa, dude! Where did you learn those moves?
- Bart Simpson: I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya. Want me to tell ya?
- Jimbo Jones: No! I won't listen!
- Wayne: I can't live in the real world!
- Abraham Simpson: This is the real world? Hot diggity dog! I'm still alive! And I'll treasure every moment, except the ones that aren't like they used to be, which is all of them. Oh, somebody kill me now!