- Brittany S. Pierce: [to Santana] Happy Valentine's Day.
- Santana Lopez: You're giving me your computer for Valentine's Day?
- Brittany S. Pierce: It's a playlist with all the songs that I hear in my head when I'm with you or when I'm thinking about you. I wanted to make you a CD for Valentine's Day, but this is as far as I got without any help, so... oh, and I made you a cover.
- [shows Santana the album cover of the playlist which is a picture of Santana hugging Brittany]
- Santana Lopez: [smiles] Brittany, thank you.
- Sugar Motta: Here's a spoonful of Sugar for you all: don't sweat the small stuff and it's all small stuff when you're rich.
- Sugar Motta: V-Day is my fave day ever and to help me celebrate, my daddy's throwing me a huge, ridic party at Breadstix and I'm naming it the Sugar Shack. And drumroll, Rachel... you're all invited! But you have to bring a date. No single people allowed. They're sad and boring and they don't exist in my world.
- Mercedes Jones: Um, but you're single.
- Sugar Motta: Not for long.
- Principal Figgins: [to Santana and Brittany] Teen lesbians! I must see you in my office right now.
- Santana Lopez: This is such bull crap! Why can't Brittany and I kiss in public? 'Cause we're two girls?
- Principal Figgins: Please don't make this about your sapphic orientation.
- Mercedes Jones: Yeah, they say that one out of every ten people are gay. And if that's true, that means one of the 12 Apostles might have been gay and my guess is Simon because that name's the gayest.