Glee (TV Series)

The First Time (2011)

Mark Salling: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman

Quotes 

• Finn Hudson : I figured, since you have some more... experience than I do, maybe you could recommend a brand of condom?

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Are you cheating on Rachel, dude? 'Cause if you are, that is not cool. And that's coming from me.

  Finn Hudson : No. I wanna use them with Rachel.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Oh. I'm happy for you, dude. You and her. I always thought it'd be me, but secretly I hoped it'd be you. As for the condoms, no idea, never used them. It's worked out for me about 99 % of the time.