Kyle Kallgren: Oancitizen

Quotes 

• Oancitizen : Shit-sucking fucker cunt!

• Oancitizen : Straight, straight straight straight straight straight straight! Penises going into vaginas, all the time!

• Oancitizen : Nirvana is directly responsible for allowing Nickelback to exist!

  90s Kid : [pause]  Oh. Wow. I... I never thought of it that way, man.

  [walks away in despair] 

  Oancitizen : Pop up on my show, will ya?

• Oancitizen : Ha ha ha, he thinks this film takes place in reality.

• Oancitizen : So the dramatis personae are: the woman who speaks only in snark; the guy who looks in the mirror and says, "yeah, I'd fuck me"; and the kid in class who likes to eat paste; Middle School: The Movie!