Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

Skiddley Whiffers/Tour de Ferb (2011)

Dan Povenmire: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : You see, back in Gimmelshtoomp, in my youth when I was camping, I had this incident with a swarm of bees. I only got one sting but it did a lot of damage.

  [flashback shows him attacked by bees, falling off a cliff, landing in a brier patch, bouncing into a cactus patch, and rolling through a field of fire hydrants] 

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : I still have a hydrant stuck in my leg. See? I'd have it removed but the doctors say it's too close to an artery to operate. That kind of thing happens all the time in the woods!

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : [infecting the world with pop-up ads]  The best part is that pop-up-adds will never go away. There's a little button that says "Click here to close" but - guess what? - it just opens another pop-up ad!

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : I know what you're thinking, but this is neither ironic nor funny.

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : [to a swarm of bees]  You leave my baby girl alone!

  Vanessa : Dad? What are you doing here? It's dangerous!

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : [sarcastically]  Really? I hadn't noticed!