- Juliet O'Hara: I'm sorry, you're requesting to work with Shawn and Gus? What is going on and please take those sunglasses off.
- Carlton Lassiter: You put some sunglasses on!
- Karen Vick: Detective Lassiter, why are you wearing sunglasses in an autopsy?
- Shawn Spencer: Chief, if I may, Lassie spoke to us all about a week ago about wearing sunglasses to all autopsies moving forward to show respect for the dead. I simply forgot. Gus refused because he has no value for human life.
- Woody the Coroner: [Has spent the night spooning Lassiter] Calm down, Peaches. Come back to bed.
- Carlton Lassiter: [Startled] Whatever you think happened last night didn't happen because nothing happened, you got it?
- Shawn Spencer: That's nice, Lassie. Way to belittle the man.
- Woody the Coroner: Yeah, Detective, I do have feelings.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: What is all over your face?
- Woody the Coroner: [Wipes it] Yeah I can't be sure. Oh god, you didn't see a small Colombian with a hook for an arm did you?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: No.
- Carlton Lassiter: Obviously, we knew the victim.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Well, we all knew the victim, but you were the one who shot him.
- Carlton Lassiter: You had the dead guy's phone.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Shawn was wearing the man's sandals.
- Shawn Spencer: Huh, I was hoping you guys didn't notice that.
- Woody the Coroner: Look, I don't care if we did kill this guy, I'm just happy to be a part of it.
- Carlton Lassiter: [Thinks he killed a man] I think I'm going to turn myself in.
- Shawn Spencer: What, for spooning with Woody?
- Woody the Coroner: We did nothing wrong.
- Woody the Coroner: [re: their test results] Okay, first off, I didn't realize peote stayed in your system that many years. I have only myself and my then-girlfriend, Lollipop, to blame. Secondly, Guster, your cholesterol is really high.
- Shawn Spencer: Man, I told you eating something called "stick of butter in a bun" was a bad idea.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: I can't help it, Shawn. My body craves buttery goodness.
- Shawn Spencer: You're buttery.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: You know that's right.
- Woody the Coroner: Alright now, here's the skinny. We all had copious amounts of silvia divanorum in our system. It's a psychoactive herb that can cause hallucination and disassociative effects. We were all drugged at that bar.
- Carlton Lassiter: I knew it!
- Woody the Coroner: However, our victim had no trace of the drug at all. He was clean.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Why would someone spike our drink but not his?
- Carlton Lassiter: Well clearly someone was trying to take advantage of us sexually. Or at least me.
- Shawn Spencer: Not last night, Lassie.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Or this last decade.
- Shawn Spencer: I'm sensing that we were recipients of drugs that were intended for a pair of women.
- Carlton Lassiter: Alright. Let's hit that bar.
- Woody the Coroner: Yeah, let's shake 'em down.
- [Everyone looks at him]
- Woody the Coroner: What? No shake down?
- Woody the Coroner: Hey guys.
- Shawn Spencer: Hey Woody.
- Woody the Coroner: When's the pinata coming out?
- Shawn Spencer: I don't know if there is a pinata. I don't think so.
- Woody the Coroner: Oh. I was told this was a party.
- Shawn Spencer: Lassie, I need you to look inwards. Take a swim in Lake You. See what you see. We can do this.
- Carlton Lassiter: Spencer, I can't survive without the facts. I don't know what happened last night. I've never lost control of my faculties in my life.
- Woody the Coroner: Me neither. Unless I'm being tickled. Then all bets are off.
- Shawn Spencer: What about me, fellahs? I'm not having any psychic visions. Flashbacks or recreation flashbacks. Or recreation flashbacks with new psychic visions! I mean imagine you weren't just a plain, gangly average human, huh?. That you could wink at someone and light up their world! That you could make a child think that you have given them an ice cream cone without giving them the cone! And then watch them skip off into a beautiful meadow licking nothing but air! Imagine that!